I'm weird like that.

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You work out? That’s cool. I don’t.

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

(Source: starlourd)

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

shingekinokataang:

Book 3 parallels : f i n a l e   f i g h t s

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

(Source: tonraq)

"Meet me at the bar. I’m buying."

(Source: preservedcucumbers)

(Source: meganondorf)

I don't believe in queens.

(Source: otterbender)

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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(Source: rinkgamine)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun